Now I'm with the State. Craziness in a new form. Perfect examples:
We're an entrepreneurial organization. (Yes, I work for the State. Don't ask.)
Unable to meet your performance standards? I think you signed the document when you were hired, right? Well then, you agreed to me.
That's the way we've always done it. (See entrepreneurial comment above.)
As I said before, things can always get worse.